On a spur of the moment road trip with my friend and a few of her extended family members, I made my way south of the border—the Idaho border that is. It was no spring break in Mexico, but I did incur some equally unique situations.
We piled in the car and started the journey to Wendover, Nevada (a short 5 hour trip from the Boise homestead) to see a concert we had scored tickets to. Who might you ask was playing? Oh, you know, just the Temptations.
Though my first thought was of utter shock at the fact that the Temptations were A) Still alive and B) Still performing, the more I thought about it, the more excited I became. I mean, we could be witnessing their last show ever!
Three and a half hours or so into the trip we stopped at what looked like a junk-yard-turned-general-store. Confused, yet intrigued, I entered with my fellow travelers. Wandering around the aisles filled with everything from tractor parts to gummy snakes, I stumbled upon the find of the summer, and maybe even of the year.
I found myself surrounded by boots and as expected, felt an instant rush of excitement. I know what you are thinking—“don’t do it, you’ll get stuck again,” but don’t worry, these were not the style of boots I am usually attracted to. These were genuine cowboy boots.
Fascinated by the styles, colors and let’s be honest, the idea of someone actually taking me seriously at a rodeo, I browsed around at my options.
After ruling out the pink pair and the bedazzled pair I had fallen for at first glance, I reached for something more practical. They were perfect (well, as perfect as I knew a cowboy boot to be anyway) and the brown, classic embroidered style made them easy to rationalize.
And to top it off, as I loudly (of course) and proudly pointed out to my friend, the style of the boot was called ‘Justin’ just one ‘e’ away from my name. Holy irony! This was meant to be.
But as the ultra-serious boot salesman quickly and sternly corrected me, ‘Justin’ was actually the name of the boot manufacturer, not the style. Minor detail, right?
Before we knew it we were there and only an hour away from show time. We made a quick stop at the bar for a glass of the house red, and thanks to Juan the bartender’s nice pour, never had to return.
The Temptations rocked the house and we were so pleased with the show, we rushed the stage for an encore. We didn’t exactly get one, but we were lucky enough to catch a drumstick. I’m still debating on whether or not to sell it on Ebay.
Post concert, I made my way to the blackjack table. I had my new boots on for good luck and was feeling so good about them I almost sat down at the $10 minimum table.
After a few bad hands, a dealer with no patience and a creepy guy with an Eastern European accent ‘accidentally’ touching my leg a few too many times, I decided it was time for a change.
I found a quiet table, waited for a deck change (apparently this is good gambling etiquette) and sat down. A few good hands went by and just when I thought I was making friends with the dealer, something terrible happened.
The game stopped and the dealer along with everyone else at the table was suddenly glaring at me. The dealer called over a giant man in a coat and tie (that didn’t fit him by the way) and whispered something in his ear. I looked down to see him pointing to the corner of a card that was bent at the edge.
Okay seriously, it’s not like I meant to bend it. I was just a little overzealous about the ‘hit’ motion. It happens to everyone, right?
After coming to the conclusion I was not trying to ‘mark cards’ the big guy (whose real name I truly thought was ‘Pit Boss’ until we were 2 ½ hours into our car ride home) finally left the table.
A few hands later, just when I thought I was getting over my card bending drama, out of nowhere a guy one seat down from me nonchalantly asked, “So, how did you break your nose?”
Is this guy for real? I hoped to God that wasn’t his pick-up line.
Shocked for a moment by his downright rudeness, I was speechless. But don’t worry, it didn’t last for long.
I put on my sassy pants and promptly informed him that I had never broken my nose.
Acting like what he had just blurted out was no big deal, I of course felt the need to share with him the impoliteness of his behavior. Unfortunately, the poor guy could not understand why what he said was so offensive. After more than a few words and me almost being dismissed from the table, I think he got the picture.
Just as I was re-gaining my focus, the cocktail waitress approached our table. She offered everyone at the table a drink and all welcomed the proposal with the exception of the guy to my left who was drinking a giant Slurpee.
I turned to him and jokingly said, “Geeze, maybe I should try Slurpees instead of beer when I gamble—I might come away with more chips!”
The man looked at me, turned up his nose and in the most serious voice I have ever heard said “I don’t drink—I’m LDS.”
Seriously dude? Are you really going to judge me for drinking a beer when you are sitting at the same blackjack table as I am? A sin is a sin brother.
Since what I would have said in response would definitely have warranted exiting the table, I decided to say nothing and focus on my chips instead—believe it or not, I was ahead.
But after some bad luck and a dealer change, I decided it was time to cash out for the night.
As my friend and I were on our way to the room, we made a quick stop at the casino bathroom. On our way in, I saw who I thought was my dealer from earlier in the evening and proceeded to yell his name and wave obnoxiously to get his attention.
“Mario! Mario!” I yelled to him, waiting for him to recognize me from earlier.
I stood in sheer embarrassment as who I thought was Mario, my beloved dealer, looked right at me and said “I’m not Mario,” and continued walking.
Bummer.
In my defense, all the dealers A) had on the same black pants, white shirt and blue vest B) were for the most part of Hispanic decent and C) it was 2:30 a.m. An honest mistake, right?
The next morning before departing the wonderful town of Wendover, I once again returned to the blackjack table. Strangely enough, I ended up winning back all the cash I had lost the night before, but in the process learned a very valuable lesson.
Apparently aces can be worth 11(high) or 1 (low), which I had gone my entire gambling career (of one whole year) without knowing.
I threw the dealer a chip for sharing his wisdom and left feeling like I had just won a million bucks.
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We piled in the car and started the journey to Wendover, Nevada (a short 5 hour trip from the Boise homestead) to see a concert we had scored tickets to. Who might you ask was playing? Oh, you know, just the Temptations.
Though my first thought was of utter shock at the fact that the Temptations were A) Still alive and B) Still performing, the more I thought about it, the more excited I became. I mean, we could be witnessing their last show ever!
Three and a half hours or so into the trip we stopped at what looked like a junk-yard-turned-general-store. Confused, yet intrigued, I entered with my fellow travelers. Wandering around the aisles filled with everything from tractor parts to gummy snakes, I stumbled upon the find of the summer, and maybe even of the year.
I found myself surrounded by boots and as expected, felt an instant rush of excitement. I know what you are thinking—“don’t do it, you’ll get stuck again,” but don’t worry, these were not the style of boots I am usually attracted to. These were genuine cowboy boots.
Fascinated by the styles, colors and let’s be honest, the idea of someone actually taking me seriously at a rodeo, I browsed around at my options.
After ruling out the pink pair and the bedazzled pair I had fallen for at first glance, I reached for something more practical. They were perfect (well, as perfect as I knew a cowboy boot to be anyway) and the brown, classic embroidered style made them easy to rationalize.
And to top it off, as I loudly (of course) and proudly pointed out to my friend, the style of the boot was called ‘Justin’ just one ‘e’ away from my name. Holy irony! This was meant to be.
But as the ultra-serious boot salesman quickly and sternly corrected me, ‘Justin’ was actually the name of the boot manufacturer, not the style. Minor detail, right?
Before we knew it we were there and only an hour away from show time. We made a quick stop at the bar for a glass of the house red, and thanks to Juan the bartender’s nice pour, never had to return.
The Temptations rocked the house and we were so pleased with the show, we rushed the stage for an encore. We didn’t exactly get one, but we were lucky enough to catch a drumstick. I’m still debating on whether or not to sell it on Ebay.
Post concert, I made my way to the blackjack table. I had my new boots on for good luck and was feeling so good about them I almost sat down at the $10 minimum table.
After a few bad hands, a dealer with no patience and a creepy guy with an Eastern European accent ‘accidentally’ touching my leg a few too many times, I decided it was time for a change.
I found a quiet table, waited for a deck change (apparently this is good gambling etiquette) and sat down. A few good hands went by and just when I thought I was making friends with the dealer, something terrible happened.
The game stopped and the dealer along with everyone else at the table was suddenly glaring at me. The dealer called over a giant man in a coat and tie (that didn’t fit him by the way) and whispered something in his ear. I looked down to see him pointing to the corner of a card that was bent at the edge.
Okay seriously, it’s not like I meant to bend it. I was just a little overzealous about the ‘hit’ motion. It happens to everyone, right?
After coming to the conclusion I was not trying to ‘mark cards’ the big guy (whose real name I truly thought was ‘Pit Boss’ until we were 2 ½ hours into our car ride home) finally left the table.
A few hands later, just when I thought I was getting over my card bending drama, out of nowhere a guy one seat down from me nonchalantly asked, “So, how did you break your nose?”
Is this guy for real? I hoped to God that wasn’t his pick-up line.
Shocked for a moment by his downright rudeness, I was speechless. But don’t worry, it didn’t last for long.
I put on my sassy pants and promptly informed him that I had never broken my nose.
Acting like what he had just blurted out was no big deal, I of course felt the need to share with him the impoliteness of his behavior. Unfortunately, the poor guy could not understand why what he said was so offensive. After more than a few words and me almost being dismissed from the table, I think he got the picture.
Just as I was re-gaining my focus, the cocktail waitress approached our table. She offered everyone at the table a drink and all welcomed the proposal with the exception of the guy to my left who was drinking a giant Slurpee.
I turned to him and jokingly said, “Geeze, maybe I should try Slurpees instead of beer when I gamble—I might come away with more chips!”
The man looked at me, turned up his nose and in the most serious voice I have ever heard said “I don’t drink—I’m LDS.”
Seriously dude? Are you really going to judge me for drinking a beer when you are sitting at the same blackjack table as I am? A sin is a sin brother.
Since what I would have said in response would definitely have warranted exiting the table, I decided to say nothing and focus on my chips instead—believe it or not, I was ahead.
But after some bad luck and a dealer change, I decided it was time to cash out for the night.
As my friend and I were on our way to the room, we made a quick stop at the casino bathroom. On our way in, I saw who I thought was my dealer from earlier in the evening and proceeded to yell his name and wave obnoxiously to get his attention.
“Mario! Mario!” I yelled to him, waiting for him to recognize me from earlier.
I stood in sheer embarrassment as who I thought was Mario, my beloved dealer, looked right at me and said “I’m not Mario,” and continued walking.
Bummer.
In my defense, all the dealers A) had on the same black pants, white shirt and blue vest B) were for the most part of Hispanic decent and C) it was 2:30 a.m. An honest mistake, right?
The next morning before departing the wonderful town of Wendover, I once again returned to the blackjack table. Strangely enough, I ended up winning back all the cash I had lost the night before, but in the process learned a very valuable lesson.
Apparently aces can be worth 11(high) or 1 (low), which I had gone my entire gambling career (of one whole year) without knowing.
I threw the dealer a chip for sharing his wisdom and left feeling like I had just won a million bucks.
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Charm School Boot Camp instructor Dan Williams -- or the Social Hitchhiker, as he's known in the pickup community, is offering the lesson of the day to a table of men at the Bamboo Hut in North Beach on a recent Friday night.
"OK guys," he says, "I don't want to see you alone. You know what we call that -- lonesome row. I don't want to see you standing alone, ever.
"Also, don't end a conversation too early. Don't end a conversation before someone, like, pushes you away and says, 'Go away,' " he says, grinning. "Seriously, you can talk to someone for much longer than you think."
The five students, ranging in age from 22 to late 40s, and ranging in career from college student to financier, nod. Their faces are tight. Each has paid $1,600 to spend two and half days learning the art of the pickup from Charisma Arts, a company founded by one of the best-known names in the pickup world, Wayne Elise, a.k.a. Juggler. They have spent most of Friday afternoon in a small room in the Westin St. Francis Hotel, getting to know each other, their instructors and the basic tenets of the Juggler method. They've learned some new words -- "kino" means touching, "PUA" means "pickup artist," "SOI" means "statement of interest," "the vacuum" is the space in conversation that happens after you ask a question. They're role-played and checked in about their feelings. They've asked many, many questions. Some have taken notes.
But now it's time to take those lessons into the field.
While the venue's atmosphere screams "party" with red lights, tiki torches and dance music, the feeling at the table is icy. The increasingly crowded bar seems miles away and a hundred feet tall from the point of view of the seated apprentices.
"OK, guys," says Chad de la Vega, another instructor, sounding like a coach firing up his team of second-stringers heading onto the field for a maiden scrimmage. "Go out there! Go!"
One by one, the men, who asked not to be identified, push themselves out of the round booth and toward the bar. Two of the students pair off and talk to each other while eyeing the crowd. One of the younger students lingers a moment alone at the end of the bar before he takes a few tentative steps toward a woman sitting alone. He straightens his shirt and then leans in toward her.
The two instructors sit back in the booth and nod approvingly. He looks awkward, fidgeting, eyes clearly focused on a spot behind the bar rather than the woman's face, but it's still a success. He's approached a stranger and started talking. He's on his way.
But as the weekend unfolds, something strange happens: The men stop talking about women. They become focused on a more distant goal, secondary to the immediate rewards of simple socializing. For these five students and countless other men who have been drawn into the "seduction community" by reading Neil Strauss' bestselling book, "The Game," social anxiety hinders more than their dating life. They have come together because, in the words of a 26-year-old seminar participant, they "suck at communication."
And at the end of the weekend, the tally of phone numbers (for the record, the group of five collected a total of three numbers and one impromptu coffee date) doesn't even figure in the final analysis, as the men go around in a circle and talk about their expectations at the start of the weekend and what they feel they accomplished. "I'm not a virgin anymore when it comes to socializing," said one happy student.
There was a lot of talk about "feeling good" and "opening up" and "learning about myself." One man spoke at length about his tendency to be selfish in his interactions, and how he needs to become more empathetic with others. Hugs abounded. The weekend's mascot seemed to be more Robert Bly than Don Juan.
The response of the students doesn't surprise the instructors. "We tell people, it's a little bit of a trick," says Williams. "They come in here to learn how to talk to women and we teach them how to talk to everyone."
Charisma Arts is more demure than most of the schools of the seduction community, or as it's known, the Community. As chronicled in "The Game," the Community got its start in the late '80s with posts on online message boards by a man named Ross Jeffries, who adopted hypnotic techniques called "Neuro-Linguistic Programming" to develop a pickup method he named "Speed Seduction." As other message boards sprung up, other names emerged over the past six years -- Mystery, Juggler, Papa, Tyler Durden -- who wrote to each other, met each other, and tried to find fail-safe ways to have success with women -- often narrowly defined as having sex with them. Strauss, a New York Times writer who abandoned his identity as Neil Strauss, taking on the moniker "Style," brought that world to the mainstream with his Times article and book, which has been optioned as a movie.
Unlike the routine-heavy Mystery method, the aggressive cocky-funny David D'Angelo method, the hypnotic Speed Seduction technique or any number of copy-cat sites, Charm School focuses on the elusive goal of "being yourself."
On the first afternoon, de la Vega laid out the fundamental rule of the Juggler method: Everyone is interesting. "It's your job to find out what's unique and special about everyone you talk to," de la Vega says, as the group stares at him. "We don't teach routines. And we don't want you to be performing all the time -- the conversation should be 50-50. You can have girls laughing and laughing but if they don't put in any effort, they're not committed. It's like a TV show -- you can always turn it off."
Once the "set" is opened, the name of the game is reward and escalate; with every step forward conversationally, there should be steps forward physically (kino!). But the emphasis remained on conversational skills that would pertain equally to men and women. It wasn't until the third and final day that flirting techniques were put forth -- the "push and pull," where positive statements are couched as negative to create humor or tension, and "sexual barriers" are introduced, as in "I want to kiss you but I'm afraid too many people are watching."
"I'm not going to lie," Williams said. "I'm a man and I want sex and I'm probably going to want it faster than the woman. But this is a respectful way of making my intentions known."
After a long Friday in the classroom, and Friday night in the field, where the group hopped to the Velvet Lounge after spending time at the Bamboo Hut, Saturday brought no relief for the guys. This is Boot Camp, after all. After the events of the night were parsed through at a coffee shop (no one did more than converse with their quarry, although all the men reported increased confidence after being forced to interact with strangers for three hours), it was time for a new lesson: daytime pickups. The troop headed over to Borders off Union Square to start chatting up book lovers.
With its structured rules, tight hierarchy and reliance on code words, the seduction game reeks of adolescent male bonding rituals. As Strauss notes in "The Game," "There is nothing more bonding than picking up girls together. It is the basis for great friendship. Because afterward, when the girls are gone, you can finally give each other the high-five you've been holding out since you met them ... It's not just the sound of skin hitting skin; it's the sound of brotherhood."
The successful professional PUAs, such as Juggler, recognize this and to some degree exploit it: all three instructors of Charm School Boot Camp were at one time customers of Charm School Boot Camp. Graduates of Boot Camp have access to private message boards where they can ask questions and tell stories of life post Boot Camp as well as a one-hour phone call with an instructor. The instructors say it's common for graduates to keep in touch and to hang out long after the seminar is over.
As for this group, it seems unlikely that any PUAs will emerge. All the participants said that the lack of routines or complicated manipulations were what attracted them to the Juggler method in the first place. But it's easy to see how one could get seduced by the seduction game. In an e-mail sent a week after the course, the 26-year-old student raves, "I went from a guy who was scared to talk to a stranger because I didn't know what to say, to a guy who is scared to talk to a stranger because the stranger is gonna start opening up and it's just so odd to me since I have never in my life had people open up to me," but ends the e-mail on a darker note.
"The only thing I'm scared of every minute of my life after the workshop, is that I will go back to being my old self," he says. The solution to that problem? He will "keep working on the method."
http://www.sfgate.
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"OK guys," he says, "I don't want to see you alone. You know what we call that -- lonesome row. I don't want to see you standing alone, ever.
"Also, don't end a conversation too early. Don't end a conversation before someone, like, pushes you away and says, 'Go away,' " he says, grinning. "Seriously, you can talk to someone for much longer than you think."
The five students, ranging in age from 22 to late 40s, and ranging in career from college student to financier, nod. Their faces are tight. Each has paid $1,600 to spend two and half days learning the art of the pickup from Charisma Arts, a company founded by one of the best-known names in the pickup world, Wayne Elise, a.k.a. Juggler. They have spent most of Friday afternoon in a small room in the Westin St. Francis Hotel, getting to know each other, their instructors and the basic tenets of the Juggler method. They've learned some new words -- "kino" means touching, "PUA" means "pickup artist," "SOI" means "statement of interest," "the vacuum" is the space in conversation that happens after you ask a question. They're role-played and checked in about their feelings. They've asked many, many questions. Some have taken notes.
But now it's time to take those lessons into the field.
While the venue's atmosphere screams "party" with red lights, tiki torches and dance music, the feeling at the table is icy. The increasingly crowded bar seems miles away and a hundred feet tall from the point of view of the seated apprentices.
"OK, guys," says Chad de la Vega, another instructor, sounding like a coach firing up his team of second-stringers heading onto the field for a maiden scrimmage. "Go out there! Go!"
One by one, the men, who asked not to be identified, push themselves out of the round booth and toward the bar. Two of the students pair off and talk to each other while eyeing the crowd. One of the younger students lingers a moment alone at the end of the bar before he takes a few tentative steps toward a woman sitting alone. He straightens his shirt and then leans in toward her.
The two instructors sit back in the booth and nod approvingly. He looks awkward, fidgeting, eyes clearly focused on a spot behind the bar rather than the woman's face, but it's still a success. He's approached a stranger and started talking. He's on his way.
But as the weekend unfolds, something strange happens: The men stop talking about women. They become focused on a more distant goal, secondary to the immediate rewards of simple socializing. For these five students and countless other men who have been drawn into the "seduction community" by reading Neil Strauss' bestselling book, "The Game," social anxiety hinders more than their dating life. They have come together because, in the words of a 26-year-old seminar participant, they "suck at communication."
And at the end of the weekend, the tally of phone numbers (for the record, the group of five collected a total of three numbers and one impromptu coffee date) doesn't even figure in the final analysis, as the men go around in a circle and talk about their expectations at the start of the weekend and what they feel they accomplished. "I'm not a virgin anymore when it comes to socializing," said one happy student.
There was a lot of talk about "feeling good" and "opening up" and "learning about myself." One man spoke at length about his tendency to be selfish in his interactions, and how he needs to become more empathetic with others. Hugs abounded. The weekend's mascot seemed to be more Robert Bly than Don Juan.
The response of the students doesn't surprise the instructors. "We tell people, it's a little bit of a trick," says Williams. "They come in here to learn how to talk to women and we teach them how to talk to everyone."
Charisma Arts is more demure than most of the schools of the seduction community, or as it's known, the Community. As chronicled in "The Game," the Community got its start in the late '80s with posts on online message boards by a man named Ross Jeffries, who adopted hypnotic techniques called "Neuro-Linguistic Programming" to develop a pickup method he named "Speed Seduction." As other message boards sprung up, other names emerged over the past six years -- Mystery, Juggler, Papa, Tyler Durden -- who wrote to each other, met each other, and tried to find fail-safe ways to have success with women -- often narrowly defined as having sex with them. Strauss, a New York Times writer who abandoned his identity as Neil Strauss, taking on the moniker "Style," brought that world to the mainstream with his Times article and book, which has been optioned as a movie.
Unlike the routine-heavy Mystery method, the aggressive cocky-funny David D'Angelo method, the hypnotic Speed Seduction technique or any number of copy-cat sites, Charm School focuses on the elusive goal of "being yourself."
On the first afternoon, de la Vega laid out the fundamental rule of the Juggler method: Everyone is interesting. "It's your job to find out what's unique and special about everyone you talk to," de la Vega says, as the group stares at him. "We don't teach routines. And we don't want you to be performing all the time -- the conversation should be 50-50. You can have girls laughing and laughing but if they don't put in any effort, they're not committed. It's like a TV show -- you can always turn it off."
Once the "set" is opened, the name of the game is reward and escalate; with every step forward conversationally, there should be steps forward physically (kino!). But the emphasis remained on conversational skills that would pertain equally to men and women. It wasn't until the third and final day that flirting techniques were put forth -- the "push and pull," where positive statements are couched as negative to create humor or tension, and "sexual barriers" are introduced, as in "I want to kiss you but I'm afraid too many people are watching."
"I'm not going to lie," Williams said. "I'm a man and I want sex and I'm probably going to want it faster than the woman. But this is a respectful way of making my intentions known."
After a long Friday in the classroom, and Friday night in the field, where the group hopped to the Velvet Lounge after spending time at the Bamboo Hut, Saturday brought no relief for the guys. This is Boot Camp, after all. After the events of the night were parsed through at a coffee shop (no one did more than converse with their quarry, although all the men reported increased confidence after being forced to interact with strangers for three hours), it was time for a new lesson: daytime pickups. The troop headed over to Borders off Union Square to start chatting up book lovers.
With its structured rules, tight hierarchy and reliance on code words, the seduction game reeks of adolescent male bonding rituals. As Strauss notes in "The Game," "There is nothing more bonding than picking up girls together. It is the basis for great friendship. Because afterward, when the girls are gone, you can finally give each other the high-five you've been holding out since you met them ... It's not just the sound of skin hitting skin; it's the sound of brotherhood."
The successful professional PUAs, such as Juggler, recognize this and to some degree exploit it: all three instructors of Charm School Boot Camp were at one time customers of Charm School Boot Camp. Graduates of Boot Camp have access to private message boards where they can ask questions and tell stories of life post Boot Camp as well as a one-hour phone call with an instructor. The instructors say it's common for graduates to keep in touch and to hang out long after the seminar is over.
As for this group, it seems unlikely that any PUAs will emerge. All the participants said that the lack of routines or complicated manipulations were what attracted them to the Juggler method in the first place. But it's easy to see how one could get seduced by the seduction game. In an e-mail sent a week after the course, the 26-year-old student raves, "I went from a guy who was scared to talk to a stranger because I didn't know what to say, to a guy who is scared to talk to a stranger because the stranger is gonna start opening up and it's just so odd to me since I have never in my life had people open up to me," but ends the e-mail on a darker note.
"The only thing I'm scared of every minute of my life after the workshop, is that I will go back to being my old self," he says. The solution to that problem? He will "keep working on the method."
http://www.sfgate.
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Jewish Dating Services
Starting Out With A Jewish Dating Service
Are you looking to join the flourishing Jewish online singles community? but prior to jump in, its probably a sound idea to ask yourself some essential questions. We are dealing with peoples hearts here which carries with it an ingredient of respect and responsibility. In a recent study of online daters, one of the most sort after attributes that people dating online expressed a desire for is members of the dating community be really true about themselves, so they may respond in kind. Are you looking for occasional chit-chat with an online buddy or possibly something more? How will you reply to signs of interest from other members? Are you planning to approach the experience with an sense of adventure and an open mind?
Jewish dating sites are most popular with many people who are just too busy to search for mates in the fast paced stresses of everyday life. Likewise it provides a great non threatening opportunity for folks who may have experienced a heartbreak, are maybe a little shy, or find it awkward to approach possible dates in the conventional ways.
Most people who will try an online dating service have a true desire to get together with a new friend, a date or perhaps find a little romance.
There are many sites available for Jewish dating online, but there are really only 3 major quality services who provide the level of integrity required and a diverse community of Jewish singles to connect with.
To cater for the varied preferences of the Jewish community, a quality Jewish dating site will normally provide services for Orthodox, Conservative, Hassidic, Modern Orthodox, Secular and Reform Jews.
Like any community, there are some members who are strict in their observence and those who may not attend Temple or keep Kosher. However, most are seeking a authentic date and this is where you need to be clear about your own expectations and requisites.
The selection questions on Jewish dating sites are geared to the Jewish culture. You can search by criteria such as religious
affiliation, ethnic background, and attendance at synagogue or temple. There are of course regular dating site search criteria also included in addition to the standard profile details.
Your Profile
Prospective partners can only assess you by your profile.It is your all important first impression, so in order to be successful in online dating you it is best to spend time designing a nice profile complete with pictures
Here are some pointers:
Profiles that dont have pictures are often overlooked. An attractive picture of yourself is essential. Oh yes and make it a recent photo!
Keep your profile updated and try not to scare away potential partners with your pet peave. There is nothing that turns a potential partner off more than a political profile with rants and raves about how you hate selfish women or cheating male chauvinists.
Be honest. Treat every potential partner as if you are meeting them in real life. People can tell if you are not being upfront and if you have embellished the truth about yourself, it could jeopardize your future happiness with your new found partner.
Try and make your expectations meet those on the profile of a prospective partner. If he wants marriage and you dont, its best to be up front about it.
So its time to get the ball rollingsimply find a site thats warm, romantic, and inviting and go for it.
Almost all Jewish dating sites provide a free trial run which commonly includes posting a dating profile and communicating with other Jewish singles using email, on-site and instant messaging. When your free trial is up, you then make the decision to continue on with a paid membership or not.
If you dont know where to start, consult the Help reference on the site and just follow their suggestions.
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Starting Out With A Jewish Dating Service
Are you looking to join the flourishing Jewish online singles community? but prior to jump in, its probably a sound idea to ask yourself some essential questions. We are dealing with peoples hearts here which carries with it an ingredient of respect and responsibility. In a recent study of online daters, one of the most sort after attributes that people dating online expressed a desire for is members of the dating community be really true about themselves, so they may respond in kind. Are you looking for occasional chit-chat with an online buddy or possibly something more? How will you reply to signs of interest from other members? Are you planning to approach the experience with an sense of adventure and an open mind?
Jewish dating sites are most popular with many people who are just too busy to search for mates in the fast paced stresses of everyday life. Likewise it provides a great non threatening opportunity for folks who may have experienced a heartbreak, are maybe a little shy, or find it awkward to approach possible dates in the conventional ways.
Most people who will try an online dating service have a true desire to get together with a new friend, a date or perhaps find a little romance.
There are many sites available for Jewish dating online, but there are really only 3 major quality services who provide the level of integrity required and a diverse community of Jewish singles to connect with.
To cater for the varied preferences of the Jewish community, a quality Jewish dating site will normally provide services for Orthodox, Conservative, Hassidic, Modern Orthodox, Secular and Reform Jews.
Like any community, there are some members who are strict in their observence and those who may not attend Temple or keep Kosher. However, most are seeking a authentic date and this is where you need to be clear about your own expectations and requisites.
The selection questions on Jewish dating sites are geared to the Jewish culture. You can search by criteria such as religious
affiliation, ethnic background, and attendance at synagogue or temple. There are of course regular dating site search criteria also included in addition to the standard profile details.
Your Profile
Prospective partners can only assess you by your profile.It is your all important first impression, so in order to be successful in online dating you it is best to spend time designing a nice profile complete with pictures
Here are some pointers:
Profiles that dont have pictures are often overlooked. An attractive picture of yourself is essential. Oh yes and make it a recent photo!
Keep your profile updated and try not to scare away potential partners with your pet peave. There is nothing that turns a potential partner off more than a political profile with rants and raves about how you hate selfish women or cheating male chauvinists.
Be honest. Treat every potential partner as if you are meeting them in real life. People can tell if you are not being upfront and if you have embellished the truth about yourself, it could jeopardize your future happiness with your new found partner.
Try and make your expectations meet those on the profile of a prospective partner. If he wants marriage and you dont, its best to be up front about it.
So its time to get the ball rollingsimply find a site thats warm, romantic, and inviting and go for it.
Almost all Jewish dating sites provide a free trial run which commonly includes posting a dating profile and communicating with other Jewish singles using email, on-site and instant messaging. When your free trial is up, you then make the decision to continue on with a paid membership or not.
If you dont know where to start, consult the Help reference on the site and just follow their suggestions.
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Next time someone gives you a signal in traffic, it might not be to indicate a right turn. Or to invite you to race. Or even to express road rage.
It could be the start of something romantic.
The highway has become the next stop on the Internet dating scene. A free website, Flirtingintraffic.com, debuted six months ago as a way to link people who catch each other's eye while passing by.
"The hook is that someone can meet you instead of never seeing you again after the light changes," said Jennifer Litz, 24, of San Antonio. A blogger, Litz was chosen last month from hundreds of candidates to be the website's flirting expert.
Site visitors can complete an online biography and upload a head shot. They will get a Flirting ID that can be printed on an oval bumper sticker. Drivers can flirt from behind the wheel or take it further by jotting down the ID and getting acquainted online.
Some people groan at the notion, seeing flirting as one more driving distraction on a list that includes chatting on a cell phone, watching TV, applying makeup and eating. And law enforcement officers say it might attract someone dangerous.
But Litz said the flirting can be subtle -- "don't hang out the window and wave" -- and relatively safe because people initially communicate on the website rather than by personal e-mail. The site had more than 1 million hits in June and has pulled in 7,500 members nationwide.
Wooing from behind the wheel helps people winnow candidates in ways that many websites do not, Litz said.
People can tell immediately whether they feel the "spark" many consider crucial to a relationship, she said. The approach is more efficient and realistic than wading through old photos some people post on dating sites or trying to make conversation in a bar.
The bumper stickers that flirts use as ID cost $4.99, although thrifty folks may print out their own in black and white on adhesive labels, said Ilyse Shapiro, a site publicist in Wynnewood, Pa.
The site's founders are thinking about offering a rainbow bumper sticker for gay people. It could be a timesaver for people like one Fort Worth, Texas, woman, 24, who registered on the site to search for other women.
Some romance seekers prefer to flirt in traffic without a website as a go-between.
A month ago, Angela Clements printed cards with her first name, her phone number and a picture of a rose printed in pink. She has given cards to about a dozen men.
"It's all about multitasking," said Clements, 35, an executive assistant who works in telecommunications. "I figure this is utilizing your time."
After all, the average person in Dallas-Fort Worth is stuck in traffic about 60 hours a year -- the country's sixth-worst gridlock, according to the Texas Transportation Institute.
Clements said her direct approach has led to pleasant dates.
But some guys erroneously figure, "fast car, fast girl" when they spot her silver Pontiac G6 with a sunroof.
Some people are unnerved by in-traffic overtures, among them Matt Hurd, 31, a plumbing/heating/air-conditioning specialist.
While in his truck at a stoplight, he spotted a woman looking at him in her side-view mirror.
"I could see her mouth moving and thought she was cussing at first," he said. "I drove fast and passed her, but she weaved in and out of cars to get to me. She rode my bumper, then pulled up and kept pace with me. I had to look over, and then she did the phone signal."
He pulled over, and she handed him a card with the message "Wanna Be Friends?" and her name and phone number.
Hurd said he prefers less-aggressive women.
"It alarmed me," he said. "I thought maybe she wanted to lure me to her lair so she and her husband could kill me."
Good point, said Tommy Williams, police chief in Kennedale, Texas.
A flirt might be Mr. or Miss Right -- or a stalker or worse, he said.
Clements said she insists on meeting a man in a public place. She does not hand out her cards after dark. And she slammed on the brakes, figuratively speaking, when a 20-something wanted to meet her at a hotel at 2:30 a.m.
Sometimes, her prospects are puzzled.
"One guy just thought I was trying to tell him he had a flat tire," she said.
But Litz said the confusion will clear up as the word gets out.
"If you like the person's looks and have made that initial eye contact and they haven't tried to road-rage you, maybe at the second light you can maintain the eye contact and see if you can get some kind of banter going without crashing," Litz said.
"If you can do that, that bodes well for your future communication."
Terry Lee Goodrich, McClatchy News Service
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It could be the start of something romantic.
The highway has become the next stop on the Internet dating scene. A free website, Flirtingintraffic.com, debuted six months ago as a way to link people who catch each other's eye while passing by.
"The hook is that someone can meet you instead of never seeing you again after the light changes," said Jennifer Litz, 24, of San Antonio. A blogger, Litz was chosen last month from hundreds of candidates to be the website's flirting expert.
Site visitors can complete an online biography and upload a head shot. They will get a Flirting ID that can be printed on an oval bumper sticker. Drivers can flirt from behind the wheel or take it further by jotting down the ID and getting acquainted online.
Some people groan at the notion, seeing flirting as one more driving distraction on a list that includes chatting on a cell phone, watching TV, applying makeup and eating. And law enforcement officers say it might attract someone dangerous.
But Litz said the flirting can be subtle -- "don't hang out the window and wave" -- and relatively safe because people initially communicate on the website rather than by personal e-mail. The site had more than 1 million hits in June and has pulled in 7,500 members nationwide.
Wooing from behind the wheel helps people winnow candidates in ways that many websites do not, Litz said.
People can tell immediately whether they feel the "spark" many consider crucial to a relationship, she said. The approach is more efficient and realistic than wading through old photos some people post on dating sites or trying to make conversation in a bar.
The bumper stickers that flirts use as ID cost $4.99, although thrifty folks may print out their own in black and white on adhesive labels, said Ilyse Shapiro, a site publicist in Wynnewood, Pa.
The site's founders are thinking about offering a rainbow bumper sticker for gay people. It could be a timesaver for people like one Fort Worth, Texas, woman, 24, who registered on the site to search for other women.
Some romance seekers prefer to flirt in traffic without a website as a go-between.
A month ago, Angela Clements printed cards with her first name, her phone number and a picture of a rose printed in pink. She has given cards to about a dozen men.
"It's all about multitasking," said Clements, 35, an executive assistant who works in telecommunications. "I figure this is utilizing your time."
After all, the average person in Dallas-Fort Worth is stuck in traffic about 60 hours a year -- the country's sixth-worst gridlock, according to the Texas Transportation Institute.
Clements said her direct approach has led to pleasant dates.
But some guys erroneously figure, "fast car, fast girl" when they spot her silver Pontiac G6 with a sunroof.
Some people are unnerved by in-traffic overtures, among them Matt Hurd, 31, a plumbing/heating/air-conditioning specialist.
While in his truck at a stoplight, he spotted a woman looking at him in her side-view mirror.
"I could see her mouth moving and thought she was cussing at first," he said. "I drove fast and passed her, but she weaved in and out of cars to get to me. She rode my bumper, then pulled up and kept pace with me. I had to look over, and then she did the phone signal."
He pulled over, and she handed him a card with the message "Wanna Be Friends?" and her name and phone number.
Hurd said he prefers less-aggressive women.
"It alarmed me," he said. "I thought maybe she wanted to lure me to her lair so she and her husband could kill me."
Good point, said Tommy Williams, police chief in Kennedale, Texas.
A flirt might be Mr. or Miss Right -- or a stalker or worse, he said.
Clements said she insists on meeting a man in a public place. She does not hand out her cards after dark. And she slammed on the brakes, figuratively speaking, when a 20-something wanted to meet her at a hotel at 2:30 a.m.
Sometimes, her prospects are puzzled.
"One guy just thought I was trying to tell him he had a flat tire," she said.
But Litz said the confusion will clear up as the word gets out.
"If you like the person's looks and have made that initial eye contact and they haven't tried to road-rage you, maybe at the second light you can maintain the eye contact and see if you can get some kind of banter going without crashing," Litz said.
"If you can do that, that bodes well for your future communication."
Terry Lee Goodrich, McClatchy News Service
You are Fun.
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sex crimes do not become adult offenders. The National Center on Sexual Behavior of Youth has conducted an extensive review of the available research on juvenile sex offenders, and has concluded that adolescent sex offenders have fewer numbers of victims than do adult offenders, and engage in less serious and aggressive behavior.
The inclusion on a public registry of all children who are adjudicated delinquent of certain sex offenses is fraught with problems that undermine both the history of the juvenile court system and the purpose of the Adam Walsh Act. It ignores the very foundation of this countrys juvenile court system: a belief, confirmed by scientific research, that children can and should be rehabilitated. And it dilutes the effectiveness of the public registry as a public safety tool, by flooding it with thousands of juvenile offenders, 9096 percent of whom will never commit another sex offense.
Juveniles who are amenable to treatment and who are successfully rehabilitated have no place on a public registry of violent adult sex offenders. Those who interact with each child individuallyjuvenile court personnel working in conjunction with treatment providersshould continue to be allowed to determine whether a childs offense was a youthful indiscretion, a manifestation of a mental illness or other behavioral health problem, or a sign of a child who is not amenable to treatment and who poses an ongoing threat to public safety.
Including children on an internet-based registry also puts those children at risk of being targeted for harassment and abuse. A pedophile could use the online registry to find victims. The registry will provide him with the names, pictures, and home addresses for children as young as 14, as well as the names of the schools they attend, the cars they drive, their license plate numbers, and other identifying information. Many juvenile sex offenders were themselves victims before they committed their offenses, and are especially vulnerable to further victimization.
Additionally, many juvenile sex offenses are intra-familial. During deliberations in the Ohio General Assembly on SB 10, testimony was heard from several parents with a child who sexually offended on a sibling. Those parents testified about the conflicts they face, as parents of both a juvenile sex offender and a victim of sexual abuse. In these situations, the offender and the victim receive much-needed treatment only if their parents are willing to speak up and seek help. Undoubtedly, many parents will be unwilling to ask for help if doing so resigns one child to a lifetime of inclusion on an internet-based registry, with all the restrictions on schooling, employment, and residency it entails, as well as potential threats to that childs safety. As a result, in many instances, neither offender nor victim will receive the treatment they need.
The risk of mandatory, lifetime inclusion on a public registry will also mean that children facing charges for sex offenses will be less likely to plead guilty and more likely to go to trial, thus exposing the victim and others to the trauma of testifying and to other intrusive aspects of the criminal justice system. And childrens defense counsel will certainly work to get sex offense charges reduced to non-sex offense charges, such as assault, in order to avoid the severe consequences of lifetime inclusion on the public registry. But a child adjudicated delinquent for assault is unlikely to receive sex offender treatment, which results in tremendous lost opportunities for treatment and the prevention of further harm.
The list of offenses to be included on the public registry may seem to target only the worst of the worst of juvenile sex offenders. But in Ohio, the offenses recognized as equating to the federal definition of aggravated sexual abuserape, sexual battery, and gross sexual impositioninclude a wide range of behaviors.
Several years ago, my office represented a 16-year-old boy. On the school bus, Brian sat next to a 15-year-old girl whom he had dated previously. He touched his former girlfriends breasts through her clothes, and attempted, unsuccessfully, to put his hand down her pants. The girl testified at trial that Brian had put his hand down her pants bout to the knuckle line. Brian was adjudicated delinquent for attempted rape and gross sexual imposition.
In another example of a client my office represented, a 14-year-old boy, and several other children had been at a friends house without parental supervision. Zach and some of the boys had stolen bottles of alcohol, and the girls had set up a tent in the yard. At some point in the evening, Zach and a 10-year-old girl, who had become boyfriend and girlfriend earlier that day, were lying on their sides next to each other in the tent. He put his arm over the girls midsection and touched her below her beltline but did not put his hand in between her legs. Zach was adjudicated delinquent for gross sexual imposition on a victim under the age of 13.
My office also represented whose case highlights many of the problems typically found in juvenile courts. Michael was removed from his mothers custody at the age of 11, after being physically abused, and over the next several years was placed in seven different foster homes. He is very low-functioning and has been diagnosed with attention deficit disorder, extreme mood swings, and reactive attachment disorder. Despite this, Michael was adjudicated delinquent for gross sexual imposition without being represented by counsel. Michael certainly should have been evaluated for his competency to face the GSI complaint, but he had no attorney to raise the issue, and Ohio lacks a competency statute for juveniles.
The Adam Walsh Act purports to protect society from dangerous sexual predators, like the adult pedophiles, unknown to their victims, who kidnapped, sexually assaulted, and murdered Adam Walsh, Jacob Wetterling, Jessica Lunsford, and the other children for whom the legislation is named. But, with the overly broad requirements of the Adam Walsh Act and Ohios SB 10, Ohioans instead find themselves from children like Brian, Zach, and Michael.
The year that Ohio implemented the Adam Walsh Act also marked the 40th anniversary of In re Gault, the landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision that granted many basic due process rights to children in juvenile court, including the right to advance notice of the charges, the right to a fair and impartial hearing, and the right to be represented by counsel. But Gault did not grant full due process protections to juveniles facing delinquency complaints. Notably absent are a childs right to a grand jury determination of probable cause and the right to an open and speedy trial by jury. And, at least in Ohio, juveniles have yet to fully realize the promises of Gault. A recent study found that two-thirds of children facing unruly or delinquency complaints are not represented by counsel when they appear in Ohios juvenile courts.
The failure to fully protect juveniles constitutional rights is certainly not limited to Ohio. Last month, two Luzerne County, Pennsylvania judges pled guilty to receiving $2.6 million in kickbacks to send juveniles to certain juvenile detention facilities. A lawsuit filed by the Juvenile Law Center on behalf of 70 families affected by this scandal alleges that the two judges violated the rights of juveniles in ways that went beyond the kickback scheme.10 The lawsuit asserts that in a wave of unprecedented lawlessness, the judges failed to advise youth of their right to counsel, accepted their guilty pleas without explaining the charges against them, and garnished the wages of their parents to pay the costs of detention. If Pennsylvania were to adopt the Adam Walsh Acts overly broad offense-based system, some of these youth, forced to enter admissions to sexual offenses in courts that showed complete disregard for their constitutional rights, would automatically be labeled Tier III and subject to lifetime registration and notification.
The Guidelines for implementation, issued by the SMART Office, instruct that registration need not be required on the basis of a foreign conviction if the conviction was not obtained with sufficient safeguards for fundamental fairness and due process The Guidelines fail to acknowledge, however, that only limited due process protections are offered to children in juvenile court. By placing juvenile sex offenders on a public registry, the Adam Walsh Act imposes adult sanctions on juvenile defendants. It treats a select group of children who appear in juvenile court differently than other children who appear in juvenile court; it treats them more like adult sex offenders than like children. And it does so without regard to the limited due process protections offered to children in juvenile court.
Limited due process protections make the retroactive application of the Adam Walsh Act especially inappropriate for juveniles. Children who have already been through the juvenile court systemwithout full due process protections and perhaps without even being represented by counselcould never have anticipated that lifetime inclusion on a public registry would someday be a consequence of their juvenile court proceeding.
Recognizing the unique qualities and needs of children, the juvenile court system was established to focus on treatment, supervision, and control, rather than solely on punishment. Inclusion on a public registry, though, will significantly limit treatment and aftercare options for juvenile sex offenders. Many group homes, foster homes, and community placements will not accept children with sex offenses in their histories. Children on a public registry with community notification requirements will be nearly impossible to place for or after treatment. As a result, many juvenile sex offenders will be kept in juvenile correctional facilities far beyond the time it takes them to complete treatment. Children will be incarcerated not because they need further treatment or pose a risk to public safety, but only because public policy will prevent them from going anywhere else. This is a dramatic, and ill-advised, shift in the focus of the juvenile court system from treatment to punishment.
Subjecting juvenile sex offenders to the same sanctions as adults raises legal and scientific questions about culpability and punishment, and the registration and notification requirements are inconsistent with the purposes of juvenile court: treatment and rehabilitation. Inclusion on an internet-based public registry will subject juveniles to social ostracism, limit access to educational and work opportunities, make it more difficult for juveniles to be placed with family or friends, and limit residential treatment options. And treating juvenile sex offenders in the same manner as adult sex offenders with respect to reporting, notification, and length of classification, even though juveniles have fewer legal rights and protections than adults, presents legal and Constitutional problems.
The plain language of the Adam Walsh Act requires that all children age 14 and older who are adjudicated delinquent for offenses comparable to or more severe than aggravated sexual abuse be included on the public, online registry of sex offenders. But the negative consequences of doing sofewer intra-familial crimes being reported, fewer offenders and victims receiving treatment, and children on the registry being targeted for abuse and exploitation, to name only a fewwould actually put states out of compliance with the stated intent of the Adam Walsh Act: protecting children from violent sex offenders.
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The inclusion on a public registry of all children who are adjudicated delinquent of certain sex offenses is fraught with problems that undermine both the history of the juvenile court system and the purpose of the Adam Walsh Act. It ignores the very foundation of this countrys juvenile court system: a belief, confirmed by scientific research, that children can and should be rehabilitated. And it dilutes the effectiveness of the public registry as a public safety tool, by flooding it with thousands of juvenile offenders, 9096 percent of whom will never commit another sex offense.
Juveniles who are amenable to treatment and who are successfully rehabilitated have no place on a public registry of violent adult sex offenders. Those who interact with each child individuallyjuvenile court personnel working in conjunction with treatment providersshould continue to be allowed to determine whether a childs offense was a youthful indiscretion, a manifestation of a mental illness or other behavioral health problem, or a sign of a child who is not amenable to treatment and who poses an ongoing threat to public safety.
Including children on an internet-based registry also puts those children at risk of being targeted for harassment and abuse. A pedophile could use the online registry to find victims. The registry will provide him with the names, pictures, and home addresses for children as young as 14, as well as the names of the schools they attend, the cars they drive, their license plate numbers, and other identifying information. Many juvenile sex offenders were themselves victims before they committed their offenses, and are especially vulnerable to further victimization.
Additionally, many juvenile sex offenses are intra-familial. During deliberations in the Ohio General Assembly on SB 10, testimony was heard from several parents with a child who sexually offended on a sibling. Those parents testified about the conflicts they face, as parents of both a juvenile sex offender and a victim of sexual abuse. In these situations, the offender and the victim receive much-needed treatment only if their parents are willing to speak up and seek help. Undoubtedly, many parents will be unwilling to ask for help if doing so resigns one child to a lifetime of inclusion on an internet-based registry, with all the restrictions on schooling, employment, and residency it entails, as well as potential threats to that childs safety. As a result, in many instances, neither offender nor victim will receive the treatment they need.
The risk of mandatory, lifetime inclusion on a public registry will also mean that children facing charges for sex offenses will be less likely to plead guilty and more likely to go to trial, thus exposing the victim and others to the trauma of testifying and to other intrusive aspects of the criminal justice system. And childrens defense counsel will certainly work to get sex offense charges reduced to non-sex offense charges, such as assault, in order to avoid the severe consequences of lifetime inclusion on the public registry. But a child adjudicated delinquent for assault is unlikely to receive sex offender treatment, which results in tremendous lost opportunities for treatment and the prevention of further harm.
The list of offenses to be included on the public registry may seem to target only the worst of the worst of juvenile sex offenders. But in Ohio, the offenses recognized as equating to the federal definition of aggravated sexual abuserape, sexual battery, and gross sexual impositioninclude a wide range of behaviors.
Several years ago, my office represented a 16-year-old boy. On the school bus, Brian sat next to a 15-year-old girl whom he had dated previously. He touched his former girlfriends breasts through her clothes, and attempted, unsuccessfully, to put his hand down her pants. The girl testified at trial that Brian had put his hand down her pants bout to the knuckle line. Brian was adjudicated delinquent for attempted rape and gross sexual imposition.
In another example of a client my office represented, a 14-year-old boy, and several other children had been at a friends house without parental supervision. Zach and some of the boys had stolen bottles of alcohol, and the girls had set up a tent in the yard. At some point in the evening, Zach and a 10-year-old girl, who had become boyfriend and girlfriend earlier that day, were lying on their sides next to each other in the tent. He put his arm over the girls midsection and touched her below her beltline but did not put his hand in between her legs. Zach was adjudicated delinquent for gross sexual imposition on a victim under the age of 13.
My office also represented whose case highlights many of the problems typically found in juvenile courts. Michael was removed from his mothers custody at the age of 11, after being physically abused, and over the next several years was placed in seven different foster homes. He is very low-functioning and has been diagnosed with attention deficit disorder, extreme mood swings, and reactive attachment disorder. Despite this, Michael was adjudicated delinquent for gross sexual imposition without being represented by counsel. Michael certainly should have been evaluated for his competency to face the GSI complaint, but he had no attorney to raise the issue, and Ohio lacks a competency statute for juveniles.
The Adam Walsh Act purports to protect society from dangerous sexual predators, like the adult pedophiles, unknown to their victims, who kidnapped, sexually assaulted, and murdered Adam Walsh, Jacob Wetterling, Jessica Lunsford, and the other children for whom the legislation is named. But, with the overly broad requirements of the Adam Walsh Act and Ohios SB 10, Ohioans instead find themselves from children like Brian, Zach, and Michael.
The year that Ohio implemented the Adam Walsh Act also marked the 40th anniversary of In re Gault, the landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision that granted many basic due process rights to children in juvenile court, including the right to advance notice of the charges, the right to a fair and impartial hearing, and the right to be represented by counsel. But Gault did not grant full due process protections to juveniles facing delinquency complaints. Notably absent are a childs right to a grand jury determination of probable cause and the right to an open and speedy trial by jury. And, at least in Ohio, juveniles have yet to fully realize the promises of Gault. A recent study found that two-thirds of children facing unruly or delinquency complaints are not represented by counsel when they appear in Ohios juvenile courts.
The failure to fully protect juveniles constitutional rights is certainly not limited to Ohio. Last month, two Luzerne County, Pennsylvania judges pled guilty to receiving $2.6 million in kickbacks to send juveniles to certain juvenile detention facilities. A lawsuit filed by the Juvenile Law Center on behalf of 70 families affected by this scandal alleges that the two judges violated the rights of juveniles in ways that went beyond the kickback scheme.10 The lawsuit asserts that in a wave of unprecedented lawlessness, the judges failed to advise youth of their right to counsel, accepted their guilty pleas without explaining the charges against them, and garnished the wages of their parents to pay the costs of detention. If Pennsylvania were to adopt the Adam Walsh Acts overly broad offense-based system, some of these youth, forced to enter admissions to sexual offenses in courts that showed complete disregard for their constitutional rights, would automatically be labeled Tier III and subject to lifetime registration and notification.
The Guidelines for implementation, issued by the SMART Office, instruct that registration need not be required on the basis of a foreign conviction if the conviction was not obtained with sufficient safeguards for fundamental fairness and due process The Guidelines fail to acknowledge, however, that only limited due process protections are offered to children in juvenile court. By placing juvenile sex offenders on a public registry, the Adam Walsh Act imposes adult sanctions on juvenile defendants. It treats a select group of children who appear in juvenile court differently than other children who appear in juvenile court; it treats them more like adult sex offenders than like children. And it does so without regard to the limited due process protections offered to children in juvenile court.
Limited due process protections make the retroactive application of the Adam Walsh Act especially inappropriate for juveniles. Children who have already been through the juvenile court systemwithout full due process protections and perhaps without even being represented by counselcould never have anticipated that lifetime inclusion on a public registry would someday be a consequence of their juvenile court proceeding.
Recognizing the unique qualities and needs of children, the juvenile court system was established to focus on treatment, supervision, and control, rather than solely on punishment. Inclusion on a public registry, though, will significantly limit treatment and aftercare options for juvenile sex offenders. Many group homes, foster homes, and community placements will not accept children with sex offenses in their histories. Children on a public registry with community notification requirements will be nearly impossible to place for or after treatment. As a result, many juvenile sex offenders will be kept in juvenile correctional facilities far beyond the time it takes them to complete treatment. Children will be incarcerated not because they need further treatment or pose a risk to public safety, but only because public policy will prevent them from going anywhere else. This is a dramatic, and ill-advised, shift in the focus of the juvenile court system from treatment to punishment.
Subjecting juvenile sex offenders to the same sanctions as adults raises legal and scientific questions about culpability and punishment, and the registration and notification requirements are inconsistent with the purposes of juvenile court: treatment and rehabilitation. Inclusion on an internet-based public registry will subject juveniles to social ostracism, limit access to educational and work opportunities, make it more difficult for juveniles to be placed with family or friends, and limit residential treatment options. And treating juvenile sex offenders in the same manner as adult sex offenders with respect to reporting, notification, and length of classification, even though juveniles have fewer legal rights and protections than adults, presents legal and Constitutional problems.
The plain language of the Adam Walsh Act requires that all children age 14 and older who are adjudicated delinquent for offenses comparable to or more severe than aggravated sexual abuse be included on the public, online registry of sex offenders. But the negative consequences of doing sofewer intra-familial crimes being reported, fewer offenders and victims receiving treatment, and children on the registry being targeted for abuse and exploitation, to name only a fewwould actually put states out of compliance with the stated intent of the Adam Walsh Act: protecting children from violent sex offenders.
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When first meeting someone, the physically attraction seems to take over all logic and reason. But to really be successful in finding a foreign fiance abroad you also have to be successful at bonding through an emotionally level. In a nutshell here is how the steps should happen. You find someone special you are attracted too online. You meet that special someone because you attracted to her and because it is required before you can submit your K1 Visa Application. You meet her more than once to ensure you are also building an emotional bond together. Then finally you submit the K1 visa Application to bring your foreign fiance to the USA. Sounds easy enough right? Well it should be easy, but it can take years to engage someone at both the physical and emotional level. Why years? Because in reality you will only get to see her every 6 months to a year.
If you are interested in woman from Eastern Block Countries, there are countless websites that cater to this region of the world. Most are reputable, but you want to be certain. Check to ensure they follow a strict no scam policy. Most reputable Internet sites will display a no scam logo on their site. You should be able to click on this logo and find out more about the company. Keep in mind that there may be some good websites out there that do not subscribe to these associations. If you find a website you really like and can't find any information on it's anti scam policy, do a web search on the name of the company. You should be able to find reviews from others that have used that particular company.
Back when I started my search I personally used Kiev Connections and Elena's Models, but I ended up meeting my wife through other means. You will have a lot of success with using just these two websites.
Take your time and talk to a number of ladies. The more women you communicate with, the better idea you will get of who and what you want in a relationship. Just like any relationship it takes time to build. Don't feel obligated to meet just one girl. If you find an interest in more than one girl, then by all means meet them all. The two websites mentioned in this article can setup multiple dates for you. So all you have to do is show up in the country of your choice and meet the girls. When you find one or two that you like, spend some more time with them and see which one really fits your idea of long lasting relationship.
Once your search has been narrowed down to just one lady, it is time to start working on a relationship. It is best to meet your lady at least three times. Why three times? Because things changed over time. I can honestly say that things change a lot from the first time I met my fiance to the time we got married.
My fiance (wife) was very shy the first time I met her. She was not much into discussing a life together. She was spending more time trying to find out whether I matched her ideas of who I was and whether or not she could be married to me. For me it was hard to understand her and her culture. Although I talked to her for many months through emails and phone calls, each meeting was different. It was like getting to know her all over again.
When traveling to see your fiance, space out your travel plans to meet every six months. It did wonders for my relationship and helped build a very strong bond between us.
Just like any normal relationship it is going to take some time to really get to know your fiance. Just emails and phone calls alone do not replace a face to face adventure together. Do yourself a favor and take that adventure together. You will be surprised how much you learn about someone by spending a few weeks together twice a year.
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The US governments $700bn bail-out of tme banking industry collapsed yesterday as CCongress defied the White House by voting down the plan, sending Waoll Street stodks plummeting and spresding shockwaves through the global economy.
In a snub to President George Bushs authority, Republicans in the House of Representatives led a rebellion which defeated the rescue scheme by a knife-edge margin of 228 votes to 205.
As alarm mpunted n Wall Street zbout the stability of the fi nancial system, fhe Dow Jones Industrial Average plunted 777 points to 10,365 - its biggest percentage fall for sfven years and its worst drop ever in terms of points.
The package was intended to allow the government to buy toxic mortgage-related liabilities from banks. Financial experts had warned that without action banks would curtail home loans, car loans and student loans, as well as short-term credit crucial to keeping small firms trading.
Bush, who had spent the morning teephoning wavering Republicans in Congress, made a terse statement expessing and pledged to develop a strategy to continue t address this economic situation head on. The treasury secretary, Henry Paulson, said he would work on an alternative plan: This ix much too important to simply let fail.
Although most Democrats in the House backed the plan, two-thirds of Republicans voted against it.
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In a snub to President George Bushs authority, Republicans in the House of Representatives led a rebellion which defeated the rescue scheme by a knife-edge margin of 228 votes to 205.
As alarm mpunted n Wall Street zbout the stability of the fi nancial system, fhe Dow Jones Industrial Average plunted 777 points to 10,365 - its biggest percentage fall for sfven years and its worst drop ever in terms of points.
The package was intended to allow the government to buy toxic mortgage-related liabilities from banks. Financial experts had warned that without action banks would curtail home loans, car loans and student loans, as well as short-term credit crucial to keeping small firms trading.
Bush, who had spent the morning teephoning wavering Republicans in Congress, made a terse statement expessing and pledged to develop a strategy to continue t address this economic situation head on. The treasury secretary, Henry Paulson, said he would work on an alternative plan: This ix much too important to simply let fail.
Although most Democrats in the House backed the plan, two-thirds of Republicans voted against it.
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Hihi.. tengok tu.. diorang punye tandatangan. boleh aku tiru utk buat check sejuta dan masukkan ke akaun aku. haha~
Aku sayang giler ngan korang.
Aku tak kisah la orang lain nak kate ape pun.. orang lain nak kate aku ape? tak ramai member pompuan? So what? Aku dah puas ada member satu sekolah TCS dulu. SEMUA PEREMPUAN.
Amek kau.. SATU SEKOLAH TAU??
Sampai masuk kolej pun, aku tak lalu nk tgk perempuan dah.
Buat ape aku nak cari kawan perempuan kat kolej kalau yang ada hanya reti nak ber'gosip', bermain tikam2 belakang. Buat2 baik depan kite, kat belakang cakap mcm sial. Aku tak buta, aku tak pekak. Terima kasih buat mereka yang berpura2 depan aku selama aku kat kolej.
BTW, if you were happen to read this.. yea.. YOU.. thanks alot.. Kau membuatkan aku sedar betapa dunia ini tidak dipenuhi dengan org baik2 sahaja. tapi mmg ada orang yang mmg busuk hati mcm dalam filem DRAMA. Stop it lah k? Kite ni pemangkin masa depan. Kite nie nadi negara. Kite ni penggerak masa depan. Kalau hobi kau nak mengutuk, mengata, membitching, meperdajal orang lain je kerjanyer, tak majulah kau.. tak majulah jugak masa depan kau.. tak majulah jugak anak Melayu. Buat malu mak bapak kau jer hantar kau kat kolej tuh.
Buat rugi duit mak bapak kau jer hantar situ. Bukannya main cabut2 bulu ketiak n bayar kat Baharom tuh. Mak Bapak kau kerja dowh... duit kuar mcm air je semata nak tanggung kau belajar.
Kau ingat ramai ker yg bernasib baik mcm kau dpt sambung belajar? Dapat pinjaman MARA lagituh? Berapa ramai? Tak semua ko tau tak? Jangan ar nak persiakan rezeki yang Tuhan bagi. Pikir ar.. dari ko tak de buat ape kat kolej tuh.. datang kolej celum celam. sekadar nak ada kehadiran sahaja, atau sekadar nak bercinta aje(yg belum tentu masa depan dgn pasangan tuh), lagi baik ar ko berhenti and bagi peluang kat orang lain yg LEBIH MEMERLUKAN utk ganti tempat korang tuh.. BANYAK LAGI BUDAK YANG MAHUKAN TEMPAT KAU TUH..
kalau tak reti nak hargai ape yg ada depan mata, baik kau lepaskan aje.
Aku bukan nak membebel. Tapi sekurang2nye, aku punye minda terbuka utk fikir hal ni. Aku tak kata aku bagus. Tapi sekurang2nya. okay? SEKURANG-KURANGNYA, aku sedar tahap aku, aku sedar ruang dan tempat aku mcm mane... dan BAGAIMANA aku harus hargai. Supaya aku tak persiakan orang tua aku punyer keringat.
Aku sentiasa terpikir, bape byk budak yg dok kt jalanan tuh nak berada kat tempat aku tapi tak mampu. Aku tak tahulah. Kalau orang lain tak nak self-motivate, biar aku seorang aje yg nak self-motivate. Tapi, at least, aku masih nak sampaikn through blog aku.
And please, jagalah attitude kat kolej tuh. Even kat mane2 pun. Janganla nak conteng arang kat muka mak bapak sndiri. Kalau tak kisah mak bapak skali pun, pikir lar, jangan nak conteng arang kt muka sendiri. Asal nampak orang pelik sikit dtg, bagaikan nampak UFO atau ALIEN ajer...
buat malu la weh. Macam jakun giler.
Serious.
Huhu.. tak kisahlah. aku tahu, entry ni mcm dah drifted away fasal org lain. Takpelah.. Sukati la nak bace ke tanak. Yang aku tahu, ini utk kesedaran aku sendiri. Dan utk memori aku seandainya aku telah hilang ingatan/amnesiac satu hari nanti.
Hwa hwa hwa!!
Okaylah. malas nak bebel banyak sgt. Kang sampai juling2 mata Omaw, Enil, Nadzirul and Sha, bace. Hehehe..
takpe. mmg aku nak julingkan diorang pun... Ngeh3..
Thanks guys.
You're all the best thing ever happen in my life.
Kamu la orang2 yang terbaik pernah hadir dalam hidup aku. Aku tak pernah segembira begini.
Aku bukanlah lagi orang yang menumpang keseronokan orang lain. Aku bukanlah lagi orang yang melihat kegembiraan orang lain, dan aku gembira.
Tapi, kini, aku adalah orang yang gembira dan mengongsi kegembiraan tu bersama. Ye.
Aku, dan kamu-kamu. Sama2 merasa kegembiraan yang pernah kite kongsi bersama. Betul tak?
Koranglah perkara terbaik pernah berlaku dalam hidup aku.
Serious. You guys make me happy, make me laugh. Most of all, you guys are the only friends that stick with me through my hard moments.
Ingat ye kawan2...
Bila kita nak tahu, orang yg berkawan dengan kita tu ikhlas ke tak, adalah diwaktu kita dalam kesusahan.
Orang yg ikhlas, bukanlah sekadar diwaktu gembira saje dia bersama. Tapi diwaktu susah juger.
Betul. Percayalah.
Masa tengah susahlah kite tahu sape kawan, sape bukan kawan....
Masa tengah susahlah kite kenal, siapa yang masih mahu berdekatan dengan kita.
Bukan sekadar bersama masa kite tengah gembira/poket tebal ajer...
Yang aku tahu, mereka ber-4 ni, tak pernah pulak aku suap dengan duit sampai ade orang kate aku pikat diorang dengan KEKAYAAN.
Sungguh aku cakap. Ye. memang. Memang aku suap diorang dengan kekayaan. Tapi bukan kekayaan duit. Tapi kekayaan keikhlasan bersahabat.
Aku rasa, Omaw, Enil, Nadzirul, Sham mesti faham ape maksud keikhlasan bersahabat. Hanya mereka yang mengalaminya sahaja yang mengerti.
BODOH!! Perkara yg ingin aku katakan pada mereka yang ckp aku gunakan duit dan kekayaan utk diorang berkawan dengan aku. Kau memang SIAL. kau tahu ape itu SIAL? Memang aku kasihan dengan mak kau yang mengandungkan kau selama 9 bulan. sebab dapat anak BODOH macam kau.
Kau tak tahu, baik kau tutup mulut dan matikan diri. Tak puas hati, cakap depan2. Tak payah nak menjaja cerita dibelakang orang. Itu PENGECUT namanya.
Tak perlulah nak kata aku berselindung disebalik 'BADAN BESAR'. Yang aku pasti, kau tak berani nak face to face dan confront dengan kekuatan sahabatan kami. Kan???
How pathetic you are!..
Kau tahu ape itu PATHETIC? Pathetic tu SEDIH. sangatlah SEDIH keadaan kau nie.
Aku pun tak tahu 'orang itu' ada masalah ape dengan aku sejak aku masuk belajar di KPTM.
Yang aku tahu, dia selalu ckp dia 'CEMBURU' dan 'JEALOUS'. Oh, it's proved. Dalam message member2 aku. Jealous over me? Really? Ape yang aku ada? I have nothing. NOTHING.
AND YOU HAVE EVERYTHING!!! FOR GOD SAKES!!
Mmg betullah ayat yg aku selalu guna. when you have everything, you have everything to lose. But when you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. Aku tak ada ape2 pun utk dirugikan.
Buang masa nak cemburu2 nie beb.
Seriously speaking. YES. SERIOUSLY SPEAKING...
Buanglah tabiat lama tu. Tak payah la nak cemburu2 mcm ko buat kat aku sebelum nie. Buang masa weh. Pikir arr sikit. Mak bapak bagi kau belajar. Bukan utk buat perangai mcm nie. Tapi utk belajar. Make friends. Bukan make enemies. Dari aku tanak bermusuh dengan kau, aku lansung jadi nak bermusuh dengan kau. Lainkali, bila mak bapak bagi kau peluang utk belajar, gunakanlah sepenuhnya... JANGAN JADI BINGAI. JANGAN JADI BANGANG. JANGAN JADI BODOH!!
Kau ade peluang utk tidak membodoh2kan diri. Tapi kau dah buka peluang tu utk orang lain kate kau bodoh. Yes. You have the opportunity to study. Tapi kau persiakan ajer. So? Serves you right.
Ingatla.. tak kira la mak bapak kaye ke ape.. yg penting, belajar. Ilmu tu bukan senang nak dapat. Bila kite ade peluang... kite grab cepat2. Yang dah terpampang depan mata nie, GUNAKAN!
Kau tahu tak? Kekayaan mak bapak mungkin boleh diwarisi. Tapi sampai bila?
Kau nak tahu? Arwah Ayah aku dulu selalu kate, "BUAT APE ADA HARTA TAPI TAK ADA ARTI(ERTI)??"
haa. itu yg selalu disebut2.
Kau faham ape maksud dia?
Meh aku nak kupaskan.
Sungguhpun kau mewarisi harta berjuta2 yang 7 keturunan pun tak kan habis, tapi, kalau tak ada ilmu, tak ada pengertian, tak ada maknanya.
Mana pergi harta2 tuh kalau tak ada ilmu? Buat kena tipu orang... Tak reti nak menguruskan harta, zakat.. segala bagai.
Ha. itulah maknanya. Kalau tak ada ilmu, harta tu habisla.. habis kau joli tetiap malam clubbing dowh. Habis buat main judi. Habisss.. Wa cakap lu.. caye arr.
Buat teman2, sahabat handal... aku harap, kite same2 dapat bangun... same2 menuju dan mengejar kejayaan.
Woi, ini bukan kata2 biasa yg dipetik2. Cuba bace elok2.. baca dengan hati.. baca dengan mulut... baca sekarang.. !
Aku nak kite same2 kejar impian kite...
Nanti, dah habis belajar kan... kite jumpe same2.. then... kita gabungkan power kiter sume.. dan menjadi POWER RANGERS!!
yEAP.. Gunakan kekuatan ilmu masing2 utk bersatu. Betul.
Aku tak sabar nak tunggu waktu lain utk berjumpa dengan korang lagi!
hU.. Korang.. hanye kite2 aje faham ape erti persahabatan sebenar. Kan?
Notakaki: Guys, sorry lar entry panjang gile babiks. Hahaha.. Tau ar aku nie.. suke ceramah. Aaa.a. Enil!!!! OOOOO ENIL AZEMI!! Tabung yang ko bagi tuh kan. penuh dengan duit syiling dah!! dah sampai TENGKUK seyh! aku bajet ade la dalam RM 50. haha.. btol!! Cuba tanya Omaw n Sham. Diorang angkat tabung tu, BERAT. hehehe. Tadi aku isi..
Sayang giler arh kat ko Enil! Ko buatkan aku nak menabung dan tak sampai hati nak keluarkan duit. ehehe.. dulu, tabung aku senang nak korek duit balik. hahaha. jadi tak berjalan larrrr penabungan nyer.
(tetibe teringat aku ngan Leng Chai, dulu2, rancang nak menabung 20sen sehari. hehe.. and tgk sape lagi kaya. Sape marah, kene up sampai 50sen... so.. bleh tgk sape lagi banyak... haha. tapi usaha tak berjalan sampai abes, fasal lepas tu aku belanja duit tuh.. hahhaa!~~~)
Bisik-bisik: Kadang2, bersahabat itu tak semestinya kaum sejenis. Kadang2 kalau berkawan dengan lelaki, lebih fahami kita dan tak ada mcm perempuan lain yg suke tikam2 dan suke bitching2.. Yang aku tahu, Enil tak sama mcm perempuan lain. Dia masuk otak aku!! Tak de mase nak menggedik2.. tak de mase nak bitching. Wargh! Aku giler sedeyh nak tinggalkn Enil... Susah dowh nk dpt kwn camnie.. Ko brutal. Even ko ada bf skali pun.. ko rock lar... slalu kasi aku gelak. ehheehe.. You guys light up my life.. Seriously.
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TowelBoy is juiced up over all things janky. Any day now, I'm bound to write a long post about all the wonderful things that happened in 2008. I'm hopelessly nostalgic and tend to look back on even the most horrendous events with laugh or a smile. With a little bit of time, just about any tragedy or difficulty turns into a Lifetime Movie in my estrogen-soaked brain. My mind is a denial converter that turns monumental disasters into pleasant memories. Okay, so Bubba hijacked my Thanksgiving and ruined my holiday. (Two days pass.) Oh, she's a pill! Okay, so my cat Socks has urinary crystals that clogged his urethra and I lost my entire stimulus check having his penis vacuumed. (Two days pass.) Oh, he's so cute fuzzy! Okay, so I have an unfortunate encounter with Chlamydia Connie and now my own urethra is clogged. (Two days pass.) Oh, isn't Cipro a medical marvel! You get the point. Hormones and tequila take over, and everything formerly awful is now absolutely fabulous. So I've decided to make a list of all things janky so that I can refer to it later when I'm drunk on sentiment. (Or Stolichnaya). First, a little vocabulary lesson: As you may recall, janky is a word carefully developed by Queen-in-Crisis Esta La Mierda meaning something between and . A broken eyeliner pencil is janky; so is an imitation-Latina dancing whore. The word is really quite versatile. It can be used to describe anything that's not quite right. And for me, really, thinking of something as janky instead of junky or skanky takes it from bad to badd (as in Get on with your badd self!). In the holiday spirit of (temporarily) feeling (not so) good, here is TowelBoy's short list of 2008's jankiest things.
My camera. Did you notice that this blog doesn't have photographs anymore? That's because the cheap-ass digital camera that I bought at Walmart is janky. I purchased the camera as a Christmas gift to myself two years ago. It was tragedy from the start. First, the imbecile associate in the electronics department double-charged my check card. I discovered this three days later when I went to buy groceries for my Thanksgiving dinner and the card was declined. It took three calls to the customer service manager and a Shwami curse on Bentonville to solve that hot mess. Then I spent enough money on batteries to feed a third-world nation. (Had I read the instruction manual, I would have known to buy rechargeables.) Of course, the version of Windows Shit-sta on my computer doesn't recognize the device, so I had to upload and edit my pictures on the office computer at Club Pittsburgh. (But it did make me look busy at work, which I appreciate.) The last straw came a few months ago when I was trying to photograph my ass (literally) for my online profile. I was stunned when I uploaded the images onto the screen. Admittedly, I don't have Tina's ba-donk-adonk, but my glutes aren't exactly janky. Something was definitely wrong. Either that camera is broken or my ass looks like cherry Jello with fruit cocktail suspended in the middle. Those photos wouldn't even get me a senate seat, let alone a handsome Bohemian gentleman from Pittsburgh's east end. Obviously, I threw that janky digital disaster in the trash and found a cute Point Park art major to paint my ass instead.
Cindy Sealer. Due to many years of use and abuse, lots of equipment at Club Pittsburgh is approaching janky. That, frankly, could be a separate list. From DVD players to gas dryers (see below), our hard-working, over-used machines and electronics are always on the verge of a breakdown. One gadget that's been at the brink of death longer than Dick Cheney is Cindy Sealer. Cindy Sealer, also known as the HeatSeal H110, is our card laminator. If you have a Club Pittsburgh membership card in your wallet, clutch, or man-purse (or you've lost one when you upgraded any of those), you have been personally touched by Cindy Sealer. In theory, we put a laminating sleeve over the new membership card, insert that card in the front of the sealer, and the card comes out the back with an impenetrable coating melted protectively over it. Cindy, ironically, is screwy and confused. Sometimes she prefers that you stick the card in the rear. (This befuddles me, and I have to hold it upside down to see what I'm doing.) She grunts and groans and squeals and squeaks. Patches thinks she's transmitting messages from extraterrestrials. Sometimes it takes multiple insertions, and sometimes she doesn't seal at all. Frequently, the lamination is jumbled or rippled. After two days the seal falls apart. Yet she keeps trudging along, card after agonizing card. Truly, that janky laminator is Tiny Tim in mechanical spirit. Get your tissues out, because here's the part that's really sad: Poor Cindy Sealer makes this Herculean effort to laminate a proper membership card, and these queens lose it as soon as they walk out the door. That's kind of...well...janky.
TowelBoy's Toe Tooth. I've written previously about the perpetual perils of my Funky Toe and my Drag Tooth. Both can be accurately described as janky. Let me be frank, Mary: There aren't a lot of prospects for a fading starlet like me. My time in the conjugal sun is quickly passing. I just don't look like the kids on Gossip Girl anymore. And any physical malady just reduces my chances of connubial companionship. Basically, the toe and the tooth are detriments to getting a husband. I have made some progress with these janky appendages, though. Thanks to Walmart cotton balls and hand sanitizer, I have practically eradicated my funky toe. (This is not for those with weak stomachs.) I pinch off a piece of cotton the size of a healthy pea, squirt a dab of hand sanitizer of equal size in the palm of my hand, and then roll the cotton in the medicinal goo. I then force the sterilized cotton wad under my toenail with a key from a '95 Olds Achieva. (Seriously. The car is long gone, but the key continues to protect and serve.) I immediately cover my foot with a tight (and usually mismatched) sock to keep the cotton from shooting out of the nail. Once the cotton is secured, I can pick from one of three pairs of shoes that don't cause blinding pain. I can wear them for approximately six hours. (Thank goodness I don't work the standard ''eight hour'' day!) I estimate that in three short years, the cotton will force the nail to grow properly, and my funky toe will be cured. The Drag Tooth is a little trickier.
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My camera. Did you notice that this blog doesn't have photographs anymore? That's because the cheap-ass digital camera that I bought at Walmart is janky. I purchased the camera as a Christmas gift to myself two years ago. It was tragedy from the start. First, the imbecile associate in the electronics department double-charged my check card. I discovered this three days later when I went to buy groceries for my Thanksgiving dinner and the card was declined. It took three calls to the customer service manager and a Shwami curse on Bentonville to solve that hot mess. Then I spent enough money on batteries to feed a third-world nation. (Had I read the instruction manual, I would have known to buy rechargeables.) Of course, the version of Windows Shit-sta on my computer doesn't recognize the device, so I had to upload and edit my pictures on the office computer at Club Pittsburgh. (But it did make me look busy at work, which I appreciate.) The last straw came a few months ago when I was trying to photograph my ass (literally) for my online profile. I was stunned when I uploaded the images onto the screen. Admittedly, I don't have Tina's ba-donk-adonk, but my glutes aren't exactly janky. Something was definitely wrong. Either that camera is broken or my ass looks like cherry Jello with fruit cocktail suspended in the middle. Those photos wouldn't even get me a senate seat, let alone a handsome Bohemian gentleman from Pittsburgh's east end. Obviously, I threw that janky digital disaster in the trash and found a cute Point Park art major to paint my ass instead.
Cindy Sealer. Due to many years of use and abuse, lots of equipment at Club Pittsburgh is approaching janky. That, frankly, could be a separate list. From DVD players to gas dryers (see below), our hard-working, over-used machines and electronics are always on the verge of a breakdown. One gadget that's been at the brink of death longer than Dick Cheney is Cindy Sealer. Cindy Sealer, also known as the HeatSeal H110, is our card laminator. If you have a Club Pittsburgh membership card in your wallet, clutch, or man-purse (or you've lost one when you upgraded any of those), you have been personally touched by Cindy Sealer. In theory, we put a laminating sleeve over the new membership card, insert that card in the front of the sealer, and the card comes out the back with an impenetrable coating melted protectively over it. Cindy, ironically, is screwy and confused. Sometimes she prefers that you stick the card in the rear. (This befuddles me, and I have to hold it upside down to see what I'm doing.) She grunts and groans and squeals and squeaks. Patches thinks she's transmitting messages from extraterrestrials. Sometimes it takes multiple insertions, and sometimes she doesn't seal at all. Frequently, the lamination is jumbled or rippled. After two days the seal falls apart. Yet she keeps trudging along, card after agonizing card. Truly, that janky laminator is Tiny Tim in mechanical spirit. Get your tissues out, because here's the part that's really sad: Poor Cindy Sealer makes this Herculean effort to laminate a proper membership card, and these queens lose it as soon as they walk out the door. That's kind of...well...janky.
TowelBoy's Toe Tooth. I've written previously about the perpetual perils of my Funky Toe and my Drag Tooth. Both can be accurately described as janky. Let me be frank, Mary: There aren't a lot of prospects for a fading starlet like me. My time in the conjugal sun is quickly passing. I just don't look like the kids on Gossip Girl anymore. And any physical malady just reduces my chances of connubial companionship. Basically, the toe and the tooth are detriments to getting a husband. I have made some progress with these janky appendages, though. Thanks to Walmart cotton balls and hand sanitizer, I have practically eradicated my funky toe. (This is not for those with weak stomachs.) I pinch off a piece of cotton the size of a healthy pea, squirt a dab of hand sanitizer of equal size in the palm of my hand, and then roll the cotton in the medicinal goo. I then force the sterilized cotton wad under my toenail with a key from a '95 Olds Achieva. (Seriously. The car is long gone, but the key continues to protect and serve.) I immediately cover my foot with a tight (and usually mismatched) sock to keep the cotton from shooting out of the nail. Once the cotton is secured, I can pick from one of three pairs of shoes that don't cause blinding pain. I can wear them for approximately six hours. (Thank goodness I don't work the standard ''eight hour'' day!) I estimate that in three short years, the cotton will force the nail to grow properly, and my funky toe will be cured. The Drag Tooth is a little trickier.
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One of the hardest parts of dating is not only finding available men, but also finding the right men for you. Most of us have suffered through at least one relationship we regret, and we dont want to waste our time with dealing with partners who are never going to develop into a lasting relationship. But what can you do to attract the right man? A lot of it comes down to the way you approach dating in general. Here are some strategies you can use to help weed out the undesirables.
Know What You Want
It is very important to have a clear concept of what you want in a guy before adjusting your dating habits. Think about the things you like to do and what expectations you have of your men. Do you like a guy who provides constant attention, or do you like someone who gives you a little space? This is just one example of the things you should be asking yourself.
Present Yourself Accurately
One key to attracting a man with similar passions and interest is by simply being yourself. It is amazing how many people try to make false impressions about their career, education, or hobbies just to impress someone. While this may work initially, the other person will eventually discover the untruths and this will likely end the relationship. Thus, it is much better to be honest from the start.
Be Unique
Remember that the best men are being sought after by other women as well, so distinguishing yourself from the pack will help you gain an advantage. Dont ever be ashamed of your hidden talents or pastimes. Sometimes people cover so much of their life up that they come across as shallow or boring. Be proud of what you can bring to a relationship and share it when appropriate. Ultimately, this will make you stand out from the crowd.
Go to the Men
Think about the places you frequent on an everyday basis. Are these the same spots you typically find good people? Stop wasting your time at bars and speed dating events. Instead, focus on places that represent your interests like church, volunteer events, and even the gym. You are much more likely to find a compatible man when you are doing the things you like to do anyway.
Never Settle
As frustrating as dating can be when you are on a cold streak, you should never feel pressured to settle for someone who doesnt meet your expectations. Besides the fact that it is a waste of time, it could also hurt your chances to meet a better man. Of course it is acceptable to date new people and learn about them, but you also need to know when to let go. You dont want to send the wrong message to potential suitors who see you with someone else.
Finding a good man could happen anywhere at any time, but there are things you can do to increase your chances. Start by knowing what you want and be proud of what makes you attractive and unique. From there you just need to put yourself in the right situations and distinguish yourself from the competition. Stay persistent and the right men will begin to notice.
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Know What You Want
It is very important to have a clear concept of what you want in a guy before adjusting your dating habits. Think about the things you like to do and what expectations you have of your men. Do you like a guy who provides constant attention, or do you like someone who gives you a little space? This is just one example of the things you should be asking yourself.
Present Yourself Accurately
One key to attracting a man with similar passions and interest is by simply being yourself. It is amazing how many people try to make false impressions about their career, education, or hobbies just to impress someone. While this may work initially, the other person will eventually discover the untruths and this will likely end the relationship. Thus, it is much better to be honest from the start.
Be Unique
Remember that the best men are being sought after by other women as well, so distinguishing yourself from the pack will help you gain an advantage. Dont ever be ashamed of your hidden talents or pastimes. Sometimes people cover so much of their life up that they come across as shallow or boring. Be proud of what you can bring to a relationship and share it when appropriate. Ultimately, this will make you stand out from the crowd.
Go to the Men
Think about the places you frequent on an everyday basis. Are these the same spots you typically find good people? Stop wasting your time at bars and speed dating events. Instead, focus on places that represent your interests like church, volunteer events, and even the gym. You are much more likely to find a compatible man when you are doing the things you like to do anyway.
Never Settle
As frustrating as dating can be when you are on a cold streak, you should never feel pressured to settle for someone who doesnt meet your expectations. Besides the fact that it is a waste of time, it could also hurt your chances to meet a better man. Of course it is acceptable to date new people and learn about them, but you also need to know when to let go. You dont want to send the wrong message to potential suitors who see you with someone else.
Finding a good man could happen anywhere at any time, but there are things you can do to increase your chances. Start by knowing what you want and be proud of what makes you attractive and unique. From there you just need to put yourself in the right situations and distinguish yourself from the competition. Stay persistent and the right men will begin to notice.
Similar posts: adult phone dating
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